Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline!

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Q: Why'd Humpty Dumpty take two Tylenols?

A: He had a really bad eggache!

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Q: How do you catch a really unique bunny?

A: Unique up on it!

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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!

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Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes on a summer day?

A: You're one hot chick!

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Q: What do ducks have for lunch?

A: Soup and quackers!

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Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Obviously!

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Q: What did the psychiatrist call the Easter Bunny?

A: Eggomaniacal!

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Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?

A: In Webster's dictionary.

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Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

A: Because it's always on a sundae!

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Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?

A: Mallardjusted!

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Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?

A: Hot, cross bunnies.

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Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: By hare mail!

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Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?

A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

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Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?

A: An eggsplanation!

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Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself off?

A: With a hare dryer, or course!

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Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?

A: "Heard any good yolks lately!"

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Q: What's big and purple and sings recycled old Easter songs with lame new lyrics?

A: The Easter Barney!

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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

A: They lived hoppily ever after!

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Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?

A: The Oyster Bunny!

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Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

A: One to three for breaking and entering!

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Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?

A: It's pretty hard to swallow!

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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?

A: Because they're too difficult to wallpaper!

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Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

A: The Easter Bunny's "lucky people's foot".

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Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed housewife?

A: An Easter basket case!

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