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30 CLASSIC JOKES from www.JokeFiles.com

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline!

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Q: Why'd Humpty Dumpty take two Tylenols?

A: He had a really bad eggache!

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Q: How do you catch a really unique bunny?

A: Unique up on it!

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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!

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Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes on a summer day?

A: You're one hot chick!

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Q: What do ducks have for lunch?

A: Soup and quackers!

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Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Obviously!

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Q: What did the psychiatrist call the Easter Bunny?

A: Eggomaniacal!

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Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?

A: In Webster's dictionary.

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Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

A: Because it's always on a sundae!

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Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?

A: Mallardjusted!

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Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?

A: Hot, cross bunnies.

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Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: By hare mail!

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Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?

A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

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Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?

A: An eggsplanation!

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Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself off?

A: With a hare dryer, or course!

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Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?

A: "Heard any good yolks lately!"

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Q: What's big and purple and sings recycled old Easter songs with lame new lyrics?

A: The Easter Barney!

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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

A: They lived hoppily ever after!

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Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?

A: The Oyster Bunny!

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Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

A: One to three for breaking and entering!

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Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?

A: It's pretty hard to swallow!

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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?

A: Because they're too difficult to wallpaper!

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Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

A: The Easter Bunny's "lucky people's foot".

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Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed housewife?

A: An Easter basket case!

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Review of (and video tribute to) Disney's Beach Club Resort:


The sand-bottom pool at Disney's Yacht and Beach Club Resorts is the highlight of these two resorts! The Stormalong Bay pool stretches on for a long distance and has separate areas, each area having its own unique character. There's an area with a river current, a sand-beach area, the pool-slide area, an area where games are played, and an area in the shadow of a windmill. The Pirate Ship slide is the longest pool slide at any Disney World resort. Disney's Boardwalk is directly across the lake (and just a short walk) from Disney's Beach Club Resort. Epcot and Disney Hollywood Studios are within walking distance, as well (or you can catch a boat ride at the lighthouse to either theme park). While at the Beach Club we dined at the Cape May Cafe, which had an "as much as you care to eat" buffet; the food and desserts were delicious. Twice we ate dinner at the poolside Beaches & Cream Restaurant, a restaurant with a 1950's malt shop motif. If you are dining with children, they'll likely love Beaches & Cream as they serve food which kids typically like, as well as tremendous ice cream offerings, including the infamous "Kitchen Sink," a sundae which is served in a replica sink, and can feed a large family. Our guest room was not large, but it was nicely decorated and had a balcony. Our balcony faced Epcot but only one Epcot landmark could be seen beyond the tall trees next to the resort (we were able to see the minaret in the Morocco are of Epcot's World Showcase.) Our first night at the Beach Club we watched Epcot's illumiNATIONS fireworks presentation from our balcony, but this was not the ideal way to view this impressive presentation. The subsequent two nights we ventured into Epcot to enjoy the illumiNATIONS experience up close, a much better way to watch! On the MintMickey scale of 1 to 5 mints, Disney's Beach Club Resort receives a 5-mint rating!


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