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30 CLASSIC JOKES from www.JokeFiles.com
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline!
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Q: Why'd Humpty Dumpty take two Tylenols?
A: He had a really bad eggache!
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Q: How do you catch a really unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!
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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
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Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes on a summer day?
A: You're one hot chick!
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Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
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Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Obviously!
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Q: What did the psychiatrist call the Easter Bunny?
A: Eggomaniacal!
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Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In Webster's dictionary.
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Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!
Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it's always on a sundae!
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Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted!
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Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
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Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
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Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
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Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: An eggsplanation!
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Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself off?
A: With a hare dryer, or course!
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Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: "Heard any good yolks lately!"
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Q: What's big and purple and sings recycled old Easter songs with lame new lyrics?
A: The Easter Barney!
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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
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Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
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Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering!
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Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It's pretty hard to swallow!
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because they're too difficult to wallpaper!
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Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: The Easter Bunny's "lucky people's foot".
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Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed housewife?
A: An Easter basket case!
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